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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1446 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3226 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
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