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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9869 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 1333 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Farms Harvested: | 385 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
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