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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 841 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9521 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
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