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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 509 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Void Gems Collected: | 28 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
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