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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6847 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
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