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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 5794 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 195 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 28 | Enchantments Applied: | 57 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8104 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
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