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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6705 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4897 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
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