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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3227 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 71 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 14 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
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