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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1656 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
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