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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4851 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 860 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
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