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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 4042 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Star Shards Collected: | 253 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
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