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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9453 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
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