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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1264 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
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