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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 5464 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 37 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 217 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
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