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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 439 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 | Farms Harvested: | 557 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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