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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 5846 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4623 | Animals Bred: | 16 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
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