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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 7855 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 194 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
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