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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3131 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 270 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
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