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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8933 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
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