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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9089 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 533321 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 3242 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
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