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Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 6338 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
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