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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 1554 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 48 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
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