CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Potions Brewed:	144	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	968	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Star Shards Collected:	99
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	1388

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5478	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Chimeras Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Zombie Dances:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	7787	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchantments Applied:	61	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5166	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Farms Harvested:	600	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	195
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	2747	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!