CraftyNEET Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a NEET and living in your parents’ basement? Do you want to join a Minecraft server that will change your life forever? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and you’ll instantly become a 30-year-old boomer with a mortgage and a minivan. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that will make you age faster, so you can experience the joys of being a middle-aged adult in just a few days. Say goodbye to your youth and hello to early retirement!

But that’s not all! If you’re under 25, we’ll give you a special discount on our aging potion. Just save up 10K in virtual currency and you’ll be on your way to becoming a boomer in no time. Who needs youth and freedom when you can have a mortgage and a midlife crisis?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living the boomer life you’ve always dreamed of. Remember, age is just a number, but being a boomer is a lifestyle.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	184	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Potions Brewed:	181

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	3031	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Potions Brewed:	193	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	15
Mines Excavated:	3476	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ores Mined:	5390
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4458	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	438
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Secret Passages Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.