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| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 2440 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
