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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 8065 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
