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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6288 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
