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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 321 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 23 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
