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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 1815 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
