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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3679 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
