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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3079 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3568 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 187 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
