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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 1781 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 55 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
