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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 3687 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
