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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 8354 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 256 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
