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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 6141 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 217 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
