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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4859 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7675 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 5926 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
