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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1071	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

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SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Endless Night Skies:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

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Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

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Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	871375	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4145
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	51
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	28
Gods Slained:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	8815	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	836

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582

StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8197
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

sb3.craftersland.net

XanthaCraft

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	863	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on! KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

play.xanthacraft.net

The Orange

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.lanaranja.es

Stormy Lagoon

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	4179	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116

play.stormylagoon.com

WildCraftMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9099
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4493
Magic Items Found:	5837	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

play.wildcraftmc.com

VolcCraft

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2266
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	8

Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

play.volccraft.net

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	92
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

pandamium.eu

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Emeralds Found:	6527	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

play.pokeparadise.org