CraftyN00bs: Where NVfags go to cry

CraftyN00bs, cry, current events, digital age, envy, Frustration, humor, Imagine, internet culture, internet slang, Jealousy, meme, Nevada, NVfag, NVfags, Online Community, online identity, right now, sarcasm, social media, trending, viral, virtual reality

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/700	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Star Shards Collected:	205	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	339	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9918	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a boring NVfag in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from your mundane existence! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why be a NVfag when you can be a legendary hero on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

atlasbalkan.net

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

play.protectorscraft.us

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/900	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	8329
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	4002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5707

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Farms Harvested:	851	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/700	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net