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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5652 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 50 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!
But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.
Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!
