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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4052 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Void Armor Forged: | 22 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 282 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.
