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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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