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CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Villages Defended:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7713	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	69
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	25
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

Ancient Art, artisan, artisanal, Craft, Craftsmanship, CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP, creativity, culture, Dedication, Expertise, Handmade, heritage, History, learning, Master, Passion, Practice, skill, talent, Technique, tradition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockyBedDisaster

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

Abuse, afraid, Conflict, current events, eastern europe, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, naked, News, political tension, prisoners of war, russia, russia ukraine conflict, torture, Ukraine, Ukrainian POWs, violence, War Crimes

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Crops Grown:	5739
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mellow Meadows

bugs, building, Community, Conquest, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Exploration, fair, Fun, ideas, MCMMO, mellow meadows., Minecraft, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Ranking system, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, vibrant

Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8333	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

appreciation, b.., blocky, cyberbullying, encouragement, every day, fanbase, Followers, Gratitude, grows, hate, Haters, internet trolls, loyal fans, Minecraft, Negativity, Online Community, online presence, positive feedback, positivity, Server, social media, Support, thank you

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Country Happen Minecraft SMP

Community Events, Community news, Country, country current affairs, country events, country happenings, country news, country updates, current affairs, current events, Events, happen, Happenings, local events, local happenings, local news, Minecraft, national events, national happenings, national news, News, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1