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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 3577 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5681 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
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so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?