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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 185 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Magic Items Found: | 8018 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
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