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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3206 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Potions Brewed: | 191 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 79 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 53 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
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so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?