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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7067 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5326 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Witchโs Brew Drunk: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
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