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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5307 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
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