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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9183 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
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