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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3499 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
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so come on down to da craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server u’ll ever see. who needs real money when u can be a virtual millionaire, amirite?