CraftyMemory | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Items Found:	3117
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

What is the IP for SSundee Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, ssundee

SSundee, whose real name is Ian Stapleton, is a popular YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming content. He gained fame for his Minecraft and Fortnite videos, amassing a large following of over 15 million subscribers on his YouTube channel. SSundee is known for his energetic and entertaining commentary, often collaborating with other gamers to create engaging content. He continues to be a prominent figure in the online gaming community, consistently producing content for his loyal fan base.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	116
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Asgard Server 1.3.2 Minecraft server

2012, application, Asgard, building blocks, ELYTRA, Gaming, lighting bugs, Memories, Minecraft, Mob Spawners, netherite, Nostalgia, Old, Play, Server, version 1.3.2, vk, Whitelist

Server on version 1.3.2. This is an old version from 2012, which reminds me of the real Minecraft that I loved to play so much. It does not contain elytra, netherite, or useless building blocks that are used in 1% of cases. It has lighting bugs, mob spawners that are generated on the surface and many other nice things…)

I invite you to share old memories with me and play together. To get on the server (whitelist installed), submit an application through a group on VK.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1069	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	114

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Socially Retarded Minecraft Server

autism, Childhood, coping mechanism, coping strategy, Cruel, mental health, Minecraft, outgoing, parents, PEERS, Popular, psyching yourself out, retarded, Server, sociable, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social interactions, Social Skills, socialization, socializing, socially, socially retarded, well-liked

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward parents who refuse to accept that you’re a socially awkward autist? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless cycle of awkward family interactions with our virtual world where social skills are optional and creativity is key.

Our server is the perfect place for those who have been told they’re not really socially anxious because they were outgoing in 2nd grade. Here, you can be your true socially awkward self without judgment or pressure to be someone you’re not.

Join us for a chance to build, explore, and connect with other players who understand the struggles of being a socially awkward autist. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend who shares your love for virtual adventures and pixelated creations.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our Minecraft server where social anxiety is a thing of the past and awkwardness is celebrated. See you in the virtual world!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mines Excavated:	4252
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Wrong Minecraft SMP

accepting fault, acknowledging truth, admitting fault, admitting mistakes, Apology, Apology accepted, forgiveness, growth, humility, I Was Wrong, learning from errors, learning from past mistakes, Minecraft, moving forward, reconciliation, SELF AWARENESS, smp, taking responsibility, unexpected confession, wrong, you were right

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But here’s the twist – the eggs were actually TNT in disguise! Chaos ensued as unsuspecting players tried to steal the eggs, only to be blown to smithereens.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles? Yeah, that’s a thing here.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a secret weapon called Cyclon B. What is Cyclon B, you ask? Let’s just say it involves turning your enemies into chickens and making them dance the Macarena for eternity.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep an eye out for those sneaky diamond egg TNTs!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Buildings Constructed:	34
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
New Chunks Explored:	420192	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	758179	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

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join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.